Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
