I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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