i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
