I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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