The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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