she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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