Dual....:-)
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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