DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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