Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
