I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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