stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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