Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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