a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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