Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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