His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
