Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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