Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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