Its about making memories worth repressing
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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