Three words: puerto rican gang bang
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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