Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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