Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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