i wish there were pregnant emoticons
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
