are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
