Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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