i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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