Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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