careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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