when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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