no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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