Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
