i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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