Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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