Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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