Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
