Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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