would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is wine microwaveable?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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