If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
That's intense
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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