Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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