Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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