i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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