lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
