everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Dear god my vagina.
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