so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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