And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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