I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
