I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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