This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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