I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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