Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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