I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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