I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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