Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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